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Move over J-Lo; a man in Britain has just had his bum insured for £1million. The 54-year-old Graham Butterfield works for Silentnight bed manufacturers in Barnoldswick, Lancashire as the official bed tester. 

"I have increased sensitivity around the buttock area and can feel the difference in the materials used in beds," he told the Mirror. "I am very proud to be the owner of a £1million backside."

The next Superman? "I want to make it clear that my bottom's super-powers are quite natural. I have no need of a special care regime," he added cheekily. Well, hopefully he's at least using soap.

There's a few porn star asses we think should be insured ... you know, for the good of mankind and all that.