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He missed out on a medal in the Beijing Olympics, but South African Ryk Neethling is still a golden boy in our eyes.

The 30-year-old swimmer shouldn't feel too discouraged. He currently holds the South African record in the 200 m, 400 m, 800 m and 1500 m freestyle events, and is the joint holder of the 4x100 m freestyle relay world record.

Oh, and he also took home gold medal in the 4 x 100 m freestyle relay at the 2004 Summer Olympics.

See why we like him so much after the jump ...  

He's seeing how long he can stare at his crotch
before going blind.

It's Ryk, girls; not rake!

 ... he also has an extra dick!

It's official: We hate towels.

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