February 20, 2010

Why it's so hot at the Vancouver Winter Olympics

Jan Bos speed skaterWe have to admit that the Winter Olympics don't result in as many wet dreams as the Summer games. With the cold and the snow and the ice everyone gets so bundled up we don't get treated to much flesh. Even the spandex suits the lugers wear reveal too little.

For us horndogs who aren't so much into sports as we are into leering, the Winter Olympics, though fun, make us sad. Couldn't the medal ceremonies be held naked at the very least?

That's not to say that there aren't any hotties competing. From Nordic gods to hockey hunks, the games provide a bit of eye candy. And if you do a little digging, you can see the bodies these guys are hiding under all that gear ...

US 4-man bobsled team

Okay, sometimes lycra is a good thing ... [US 4-man bobseld team]

Skiing star Bode Miller

No, that's not snow! [Bode Miller, skiing]

Jeremy Bloom, freestyle skier

Humina, humina, humina. [Jeremy Bloom, freestyle skiing]

Evan Lysacek figure skater

We'll start from the back and lick our way to the front! [Evan Lysacek, figure skating]

Apolo Ohno

Just be careful when you wrap those legs around our head! [Apolo Ohno, speed skater]

Sidney Crosby

Our future husband. [Sidney Crosby, hockey]

hockey players in locker room naked

'Hey, check out my stick handling!'

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