What we wouldn't do to wrestle with that, er, him!

Kurt Wild has come out swinging against his former employer, Subway, accusing the fast food sandwich chain of firing him for his work in adult videos.

"I just wanted to tell everyone that I was just fired from my work at subway because I have done gay porn," he said in an e-mail. "A customer said they wouldn't even eat there at subway anymore because of my past work and said that if I wasn't fired then they would boycott the store."

Wild alleges the firing may have more to do with the homosexual aspect of his work.

"I should have the right to work anywhere I can and it isn't right or fair that people can keep me from working simply because of a "gay" issue.  If a girl did what we do it would probably be ok..  and if a guy does straight porn.. he is bragged about.  When I do gay porn, I feel a bit lynched for the rest of my life. Not right."

Hell, he can stuff our buns any day! (Check out his Corbin Fisher photo session here!)

Josh Hartnett thoroughly gets off being in front of the camera, whether on film ... or closed circuit television.

The hunky film star, who turned thirty in July, slipped into the Soho Hotel's library while in London last weekend and proceeded to shag a yet to be named female companion. And little did Hartnett know but hotel personnel were watching every seedy minute on CCTV. Pass the popcorn, please!

As one witness pointed out, "Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place - the library included. ... This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh's X-rated moves."

Cringing? Was is really that bad?

"No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence. Josh didn't seem bothered that the library wasn't locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it."

It wasn't until after the deed was done that a hotel manager had a quiet word with Josh. The Soho Hotel staff are discreet, even if some of their guests aren't. Which is why their is no "Josh Hartnett Sex Tape"  circulating the Web right now. Believe us, we've checked.

If this isn't reason to spend more time at the library, we don't know what is.

That the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" will raise a few eyebrows is a given. The film promises to be a saucy, sex-filled comedy about a couple in need of some extra cash. Their solution: amateur porn.

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) initially tagged the film with an NC-17 rating. That was overturned on appeal. But now the MPAA has banned one of the posters for the movie, tut-tutting its nearly invisible blowjob reference. (Look closely and you will see the tops of two heads just about where the stars' crotches are.)

However, the "suggestive"  image will still be used to promote the movie in Canada.  "I've always loved Canada and Canadians for giving us hockey," says director Kevin Smith. "Now, I love 'em just a little bit more. For allowing tufts of hair."

Check out the trailer after the jump ...

18-year-old Levi Johnston seems like every mother-cum-Republican VP nominee's dream come true. He's the high school hockey star who got Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter pregnant (condoms don't look so bad now, do they Mrs Palin?).

And what a fine young man he is. On his MySpace page -- recently and conveniently removed from prying eyes -- he proudly declared himself a "fuckin' redneck." Some of his hobbies:  "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’."

But "ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass," he warned. Did he mean kiss ass?

Levi also claims that he doesn't want kids, but now it turns out he's going to marry Palin's daughter and make an honest woman of her. Did someone say "shotgun"?

Some might consider Levi hot,  even if he is (or because he is) a little rough around the edges.

Harvey Bernard Milk was the first openly gay city supervisor of San Francisco, California, and a committed gay rights activist. Being one of the first queer public figures he met with a lot of resistance and, sadly, he was assassinated in 1978 (along with San Francisco Mayor George Moscone).

When Dan White was convicted of the murders, his sentence was deemed so light that the local gay community rioted, with protesters crying for justice and revenge. Later that night, police struck back in the gay Castro neighborhood at the Elephant Walk bar. In total, 160 people were hospitalized in what would be dubbed the White Night Riots.

Director Gus Van Sant explores the story in the biopic "Milk" which started filming in January and will be released this December. The movie stars Sean Penn as Milk, and Josh Brolin as his assassin White.

His name is Jeff and he's managed to use his muscular body, handsome dick and sweet as cherry pie asshole (we're getting hungry just looking at it) to create a successful online porn career. And he's doing it all on his own; no major studio, no big contract.

"I have pretty much always been an exhibitionist," he admitted to us. "but I did not realize that I was going to take it a step further until the year 2000 when I found a site called Camarades. They had some cam software that allowed people to stream images and show off for others.

"It was so much fun and so addicting that I decided to start my own site. I figured that since I was straight and since I would be on cam that I would use the name "STR8cam.com".

And therein lies the rub: he's as straight as they cum, er, come. But he's winning over a lot of horny men, especially since posting a few sexy videos on XTube  ...