Hotties

What we wouldn't do to wrestle with that, er, him!

18-year-old Levi Johnston seems like every mother-cum-Republican VP nominee's dream come true. He's the high school hockey star who got Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter pregnant (condoms don't look so bad now, do they Mrs Palin?).

And what a fine young man he is. On his MySpace page -- recently and conveniently removed from prying eyes -- he proudly declared himself a "fuckin' redneck." Some of his hobbies:  "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’."

But "ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass," he warned. Did he mean kiss ass?

Levi also claims that he doesn't want kids, but now it turns out he's going to marry Palin's daughter and make an honest woman of her. Did someone say "shotgun"?

Some might consider Levi hot,  even if he is (or because he is) a little rough around the edges.

Don't get too close or you'll poke an eye out ...

Justin Gaston was born August 12, 1988, in Louisiana. Obviously his parents did something right because Gaston turned out to be one of the hottest new models we've seen in a long time.

And lucky for us he's been given numerous underwear gigs including 2Xist and International Jock. He's even been a muse for world renowned photographer Bruce Weber. Not bad for a 19-year-old.

But Justin wants to be more than just another pretty face. He's hoping for a career in country music, appearing on CMT's 'Nashville Star' (think 'American Idol' with a twang). We saw him perform. We think he should stick to his day job.

Judge for yourself after the jump ...

He missed out on a medal in the Beijing Olympics, but South African Ryk Neethling is still a golden boy in our eyes.

The 30-year-old swimmer shouldn't feel too discouraged. He currently holds the South African record in the 200 m, 400 m, 800 m and 1500 m freestyle events, and is the joint holder of the 4x100 m freestyle relay world record.

Oh, and he also took home gold medal in the 4 x 100 m freestyle relay at the 2004 Summer Olympics.

See why we like him so much after the jump ...

For all you athletic supporters, the long wait for the 2008 Olympics is over. And for those of you not really into sports, at least you'll get day-to-day coverage of built men in tight clothing - or next to no clothing. And yes, we are praying for a flurry of  wardrobe malfunctions.

So in honor of this great day we thought we'd gather together a few pics of hot Olympians, past and present. And we'll be sharing others over the next few weeks to help promote our love for bulges, er, sportsmanship.

Check out some great pics after the jump!

You can find him on XTube as matuatama and believe us when we say he isn't shy. Unlike most of the men on the site he doesn't just play with himself on camera, he takes it to a whole new level by working his meat in public places. He has videos in the office, at the gym and even a quickie at the beach. And he certainly knows how to make a daily commute more interesting ...

Tyler Bachtel hails from Dublin (Ohio, people, not Ireland). He's 24-years-old and spends his time mountain climbing, mountain biking and (mountain?) fishing. And with a body like that he probably steps into the gym now and then.

When not engaged in various mountain-related activities, Tyler studies radiology and (surprise) models.

Check out some pictures after the jump ...

Like you couldn't see this coming...

The creator of the "Men On A Mission Calendar," a showcase of hunky real life Mormons, may find himself kicked out of the Mormon Church because of his work. Chad Hardy told TMZ that he received a letter threatening him with excommunication for "conduct unbecoming a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints."

According to the website, the calendar was created last year as a way of  "promoting the idea that we are all unique individual people, made up of the same material and woven together in one canvas ... By showing these missionaries as regular people, we hope to build a common thread that can break down some of the barriers that have been built up."

Who knew toting a bible door-to-door could create so many hot bodies?

The one and only xraveboi is back with a vengeance at XTube. For those unfamiliar with the super-soaker, he was the stud who shot such a huge load into his own face that he fell backwards off his seat! Sadly he took a little hiatus and removed all his videos.

But he's back. And he's as potent as ever!

Thanks QueerMeNow for the heads up.

At 30, Harri Haatainen is proof that javelin throwers are as hot as any soccer player. Maybe even hotter!

In August 2001 he achieved his best throw of 86.63 metres. That's well over 10 feet! (What? We were never good at math.)

Sadly little else has been printed in English about this fine Finnish Olympian. But if all the men in Finland are this hot we may need to take a trip there sometime soon.

Check out his pics after the jump ...

He's only been modeling for 2 years, but Evan Wadle has become a favorite for both advertisers and photographers.

He has been photographed by the likes of Troy Phillips, Greg Vaughan, Jade Young and Akimitsu Sadoi. He made the cover of the debut issue of "M Menseul," and wowed gay fans when he appeared in "Genre" magazine.

He is currently the face (and bum) of B*boy Underwear's latest ad campaign.

Check out some pics after the jump ...