May 24, 2016

Penis in the Ladies Room

Nothing good comes from the crazy moral panic targeting transgendered people who just need to pee somewhere; nothing good except for biting musical drag satires, that is. And who better to make the haters' nightmare real than drag divas Jackie Beat and Willam? Here they are with "Penis in the Ladies Room."


May 18, 2016

Gay of Thrones: Thrust of a Stranger

Drag queen Trixie Mattel joins stylist Jonathan Van Ness to tease out all the highlights from this week's Game of Thrones.


May 13, 2016

Can Bryan Hawn act? (Answer: no.)

Model Bryan Hawn and his buddy Harry Farrell star in a new youtube comedy series about a gay guy living with his straight best friend. Sadly, if this was made for TV it would have been canceled before the first episode!


May 11, 2016

Gay of Thrones: Dickbreaker

Jon Snow's watch may have ended, but stylist Jonathan Van Ness has vowed to recap episodes "for this night and all the nights to come."


May 10, 2016

Anyone want a hotdog?

Feeling hungry? What you need is some sausage. (We'll pass on the mustard, though!)

http://bananaguide1.tumblr.com/post/144135176018

But if you're not ready for a snack, how about a little gift?

http://bananaguide1.tumblr.com/post/144135683013


May 9, 2016

"Bathroom cops" being trained in North Carolina

Officer Tammy Cox and the Bathroom Police have released this official training video to ensure the safety of public restrooms everywhere.


May 7, 2016

Yes, there will be a "Magic Mike Live"

Magic Mike Live

Channing Tatum knows a money maker when he sees one, and has decided to seduce as much cash out of Magic Mike as he possibly can. There have already been two movies, and now there are plans for a live show. (Not that we are complaining; any chance to see sexy men makes us very, very happy!)

Channing explained:

"I was walking around my house filled with hot men that I live with everyday…and I was thinking, what’s the next step for Magic Mike? 2D? We’ve done it twice. 3D? 3D hasn’t been cool since Avatar. Virtual reality? I don’t know. And that’s when Justin Timberlake from The Social Network popped into my mind and he goes, ‘What if you just dropped the virtual? Magic Mike: Reality.
 
"God knows we have enough gentleman’s clubs in this world. So let’s start the first gentle ladies club. Or maybe not so gentle. Depends on what you’re into."
The show will take stage on Las Vegas in March 2017.
 


May 6, 2016

Davey Wavey and Steve Grande talk dating

The wonderfully annoying Davey Wavey has joined forces with the equally annoying Steve Grande for this latest video about how to avoid the pitfalls inherent in online dating.


May 5, 2016

Gay rugby team reclaims anti-gay slurs

Gay rugby players
 
The Jozi Cats, a South African competitive rugby team, is looking for new players. The campaign is going viral.
 
The Johannesburg-based team is using photographs of the burly players with taglines like “flamer?” and “fudge-packer?” The aim: to force people to question stereotypes about gay athletes.
 
“We’re looking to just challenge the preconception that because you don’t look like a conventional rugby player, that you can’t be a conventional rugby player,” Teveshan Kuni, chairman of the Jozi Cats, explained. “We completely just want to show people that rugby is a sport like anything else. It’s skills, it’s fitness, it’s love and it’s dedication.”
 
 
“We did research about derogatory terms for gay men that would translate to a wider audience — trust me, there are some truly awful ones out there — and so we picked the ones that didn’t need explanation, that we could represent visually and walked the fine line between acceptable and offensive,” Christ Verrijdt, head of Havas Public Relations South Africa, added.
 
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May 4, 2016

"Gay of Thrones" recap: Daddy's Home

Jonathan Van Ness and Rachel Bloom discuss how the latest developments in Game of Thrones have resurrected their sexual interest in the series.


April 27, 2016

"Gay of Thrones" is back!

Jonathan is back to talk about his favorite show in the world, Game of Thrones.

Warning: if you watch the series but have yet to see the first episode of the new season, then don't watch this. 

For everyone else, fans and haters alike, enjoy.


April 24, 2016

Ted Cruz's campaign is in the toilet

Who are the real predators in America's restrooms? Ted Cruz wants you to believe it's trans people. He's wrong.

Ted Cruz's Campaign Is In The Toilet from Funny Or Die


April 22, 2016

Introducing the Dildo Drone and the Dildo Selfie Stick

Okay, these are not real things ... but we know some of you out there wish you could get your horny hands on them!

The spoof ads were created by Michael Krivicka.

"When I made the Dildo Selfie Stick, I received numerous requests/proposals to mass produce it," he said. "Those were mainly sex shops in different countries as well as individuals interested in getting one for Christmas. I just posted the Dildo Drone on YouTube, so it's too early to tell, but I wouldn't be surprised to get requests here as well."


April 18, 2016

Now gays can pay more than anyone else for dietary fiber!

Sometimes anal sex can be messy; it's just a part of sex life and not anything to be ashamed of. Usually just having a poop (or if you're really worried, a warm water douche) before getting fucked is all that's needed to avoid unwelcome Hershey's Kisses.

But that doesn't stop hucksters from trying to cash in on gay sexual insecurities. Take Pure For Men, a fiber supplement, for example. They claim their product, taken twice daily, will act as a "soft sponge" to "maintain the flow of elimination," thus keeping you always at the ready for a clean fucking. And it will only cost you $225 a year -- for the fiber you can easily get by eating fruit and whole grains.

The ad (which we admit, is kind of funny) invokes all your worst bottoming nightmares and is appropriately titled "Avoiding a Bottoming Disaster." 

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