You've heard of big dick contests, but I'll bet you haven't heard of the opposite. On July 20, the Kings County Bar in Brooklyn - a straight establishment - will be holding its inaugural Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant.
According to the bar manager Aimee Arciuolo, the idea came to her after a fantastic night of sex with a short-dicked man.“The guy was actually super-confident about it and said, ‘Don’t worry. I have a small pecker but it’s going to be so much fun,’ ” Arciuolo said.
The evening will include a talent portion, musical numbers, a question-and-answer session and a wet underwear strut.
I wonder why it's not a gay bar that's sponsoring the evening?
Brooklyn bar holding smallest penis in Brooklyn contest [Gothamist]
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