Review date: May 2016
Time flies when you're having fun -- a lot of fun! This is the tenth anniversary of our first review of Chaos Men. The combination of hot guys and technical brilliance has consistently earned it top points. Chaos Men stays on top by hiring high quality amateur models, and by releasing three or more HD videos a week, with no download restrictions. Plus, there's icing on the cake: you'll get to view the cum shots in these crystal clear videos from three angles.
Starting your tour of the site is very simple. On the non-members homepage just click on the Videos button and you can watch a 30 second explicit preview clip for almost 1500 of the 1700 scenes in the video inventory. You can also browse the model roster and check out the bio information for each guy. For each video there's a list of your viewing options. On the sign-up page you are informed about the difference between a regular and premium membership.
Chaos Men's design retains its signature charcoal and green color scheme, but keeps the overall look and feel fresh. Across the top of the members' homepage you'll find links for the two most important sections: "Videos" and "Models." Within the Video directory just click on one of the good sized images for any of the almost 1700 scenes and you'll be taken to the page that lets you view or download the video, look at the high res digital image gallery, the cam cap gallery, or, in some cases, the animated GIFs.
There's also a few important model stats, as well as the option to go to the model's page, with links to all his videos. For search, you can use the general search box or an "Advanced" option to search by keyword terms. Each video is also tagged with keywords and is well cross-referenced. The model index is also equipped with a full search function and with sorting alphabetically or by most viewed, or top rated. Also you can keep track of your favorites, and vote for them too.
The Men and the Action
The horny guys of Chaos Men are age 19-35, with most in the mid-twenties. Whether they're in the younger age group or 30ish, whether they're leaner or more muscled, these guys look great: there's not a dog in the bunch, and there are some real stunners, in both face and cock size.
The videos and images are shot indoors, or very occasionally outdoors, in lavish homes, on
beaches, beside waterfalls, or among lush fall leaves. The action includes solo jerk-offs, different
types of toys, duos of classic blowjobs, flip-flops, a few group scenes and lots of bareback
fucking. The guys seem to be really into the sex, resulting in spontaneous and passionate sessions.
The "Edge" series of videos, involving bondage, blindfolds and light kink, is a little something different, and is focused on very specific techniques that take these willing amateurs repeatedly to the "edge" of orgasm. The "Serviced" series is based on one guy sucking another guy off, but the blow-er is not allowed to take off his own pants (usually). These variations are great fantasy material.
The videos on ChaosMen are of excellent quality at the default size with only a slight decrease in quality when you upsize to full screen. There's a high level of clarity, light quality, and composition in each of the scenes. The camera moves fluidly, zooming, pulling back, deftly catching the action and the heat. Not only that, but the cumshot is shown from three different angles!
At review time there were almost 1700 videos averaging 15 minutes in length - and this site updates with at least three exclusive videos per week, which you can stream or download.
- stream the videos in Flash in-browser at 1024x576 pixels; there are four quality options (up to 2200 kbps). You can now toggle to full-screen or choose to float the video in its own window that you can resize to your liking.
- download in MP4 format in three or four qualities. Over 85% are available in 1280x720 high-definition, with top bitrates ranging from 2300 - 3100 kbps. The oldest 15% are much smaller. You can also buy 1920x1080p downloads for $4 to $5 each.
- download in Windows Media (WMV) format; those filmed in high definition will play at between 1600 and 2000 kbps in a 1024x576 window (The remainder have a maximum speed of 1000 kbps, playing in a 720x480 window).
Screens: There is a full mobile version of the site included with your membership so you can stream all the videos on an iPhone, iPad and other mobile devices. The HD videos look great on a TV-sized screen.
Image and Other Content
There is a high-quality digital gallery for most of the episodes. The image galleries average 70 good-sized images and are beautifully shot and lit, with arresting poses and great locales. There are also sets of vidcaps for every video as well; these might have as few as eight or more than 50 images. You can download zip files, but there's no longer a slide-show feature. Bonus: you also get half a dozen animated gifs per video.
Chaos Men shines in its sexual heat, vivid descriptions, personality and array of viewing options. The quality of the videos and images is excellent throughout, the updates are regular and the price is right. Highly recommended.
30 day: $24.95 (rebills @ $19.95)
30 day: $29.95 (no rebill)
30 day: $24.95
(rebills @ $19.95)
30 day: $29.95
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Chaos Men is operated by ChaosInAustin.com and has been online since 2004.