Mücahid Cihad Han, a television preacher, is the Muslim equivalent of Pat Robertson. In other words, he says a lot of stupid things.
While answering viewers' questions on his Turkish 2000 TV show, a man told the preacher that he couldn't stop masturbating even though he was married.
Han warned that all men who pleasure themselves in this like will end up with a "pregnant hand in the afterlife."
He said: "One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights. 'If our viewer was single, I could recommend he marry, but what can I say now?"
Twitter users exploited his silly comments. "Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?" one person tweeted.
Another wondered "how will the hand deliver a baby?"
It's nice to know that there are all sorts of crazy in every religion.
This past weekend, not only were the Grabby Awards handed out, but International Mr Leather (IML) was choosing its winner for 2015.
The international conference and contest of leathermen has been held annually in May since 1979 in Chicago, Illinois. That's a lot of hot men in tight black jockstraps!
This year's winner: Mr. Los Angeles Leather 2015, Patrick Smith.