Rev Peter Mullen, the chaplain to the London Stock Exchange, is being criticized for suggesting on his blog that gay men should be tattooed with health warnings in order to dissuade homosexuals from having "deviant" sex.

Mr Mullen wrote: "It is time that religious believers began to recommend... discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets.

"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

He also suggests 'obscene' gay pride parades be outlawed.

A source said: "These comments are now being looked at internally within the Diocese and he faces disciplinary procedures."

The chaplain claimed he made the comments in jest.

He said: "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion.

"What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

"Warning: full of shit" would seem an appropriate tattoo on this man's head.

If all the guys in Auckland, New Zealand, are as hot as their countryman David then someone needs to book us a plane ticket ASAP!

After losing his lucrative job as an investment banker, a young (we suppose) entrepreneur going by the moniker Johnny No Name took to the web to sell his gay virginity to the highest bidder.

No, he wasn't willing to go all the way - his delicate rosebud was to remain intact and untouched - but a hand job and/or a blowjob could be arranged.

Of course, bidders were expected to make offers without actually seeing the goods they were bidding on. He's hot though, and looks like Adam Brody ... that's his claim, anyway.

Well, seems he's had a change of heart.

"A very amazing person has taken pity on me," he posted on his webpage, "and offered me a real job in my chosen line of work.

"I ask that you respect my privacy. I choose to remain anonymous, my new employer (and this is the condition of my employment) chooses to remain anonymous."

Everyone knows the best place to find supposedly straight cherry is on Craigslist. And you can get that for free!

Facebook has removed two pages from its site set up by the gay men's retailer Priape.

Priape's director of marketing and sales, Michael Ain, thinks his site is getting a bum rap for being queer focused.

"I've found sites for women in bondage, women in latex," he says. "Bondage, whips and chains training is on here. It's all women. I have to wonder if it's an antigay approach to the same stuff. I have to be curious as to what we're doing in the gay community as opposed to what other groups are doing."

There was no warning that Facebook was considering closing the Priape pages.

"Around late July they terminated the site without explanation," he says. "Once they shut down the Priape group we started a fan page. Within a week and a half we had 4,000 members. We were very closely following the Facebook terms of use.

"About a month into it, it was flushed without explanation."

"The content on the Page you created is prohibited," wrote Autumn of Facebook's customer operations. "We do not currently allow content referencing, facilitating or promoting adult toys, videos or other adult products. Unfortunately we cannot reinstate this Page and ask that you do not recreate this page in the future."

Please, we all know Facebook is only doing it for our own good. Aren't they?

The New York Gay Erotic Expo is just around the corner and BananaGuide will be there. The Expo runs Columbus Day weekend (Saturday,  3-10 p.m. and  Sunday,  12-6 p.m.) in the Grand Ballroom of Manhattan Studios (311 West 34th Street.)

Hosting this year will be HX Drag Queen of the Year, Sherry Vine.  The expo covers the gamut of gay erotica, well beyond porn studios and websites.  Some of the exhibitors include the Leslie Lohman Art Pavilion, erotic romance novelists, comic book artists, clothing, toys, and The LGBT Center’s Blow by Blow Art Exhibition.

Expo attendees can see live shows, enter various raffles and win sexy giveaways.  Of course there'll be a bevy of gay adult film stars, including Colton Ford who is promoting here! tv's 'The Lair.'  Be sure to drop by BananaGuide's booth and say hello to Trevor and Steve. (Just look for the big banana.) 

After the expo on Sunday, you can head over to Hustlaball NYC, presented by rentboy.com, and party until dawn. Thank goodness Monday is a holiday!

Fashion label Diesel created an interesting campaign using classic porn scenes. They say their commercial is safe for work (SFW), but we don't think it's something you want to be caught watching when your boss walks by ...

Raging Stallion Studios exclusive Antonio Biaggi has a hard-on for the environment. So much so that he has opened Eco Boutique in San Francisco, a new gift shop offering recycled and earth-friendly items.

At “the home and gift store that cares about the planet” you'll be able to find luxury bamboo fiber towels and bathrobes, organic cotton pillows and throws, and even clocks made of recycled bicycle parts.

“I have always been interested in preservation,” Biaggi told XBIZ. “I told myself I wanted to do something to ... stop global warming. So Eco Boutique was born.”

Biaggi appeared in “Grunts” for Raging Stallion, but plans to retire once his contract comes to an end in 2009.

He should seriously consider selling environmentally friendly dildos ...