Just nine months after transitioning to gay porn, straight porn star Rocco Reed has proclaimed that he is retiring from the business.
With great fanfare last June, Men.com announced that Reed, who had appeared in over 400 straight video releases since 2006, was crossing over to gay porn as a Men.com exclusive. In his first scene for Men.com he fucked a woman and then Tommy Defendi, as if to symbolize the evolution of his career.
In a statement published on Adult Video News, Reed said he felt it was time to pursue other business opportunities. And just to make it clear, Reed underlined, " I would also like to state that I am not or never have been gay, just an adult performer."
Thanks for telling us something everyone already knows, you dick. One of Reed's last scenes is him getting banged by four black guys. Doesn't knowing that he's straight make it all the hotter?
The other day I happened upon a porn site that really made me cringe. It wasn't that the content itself was repulsive; it was the name: Bareback Fever. Perhaps some people have forgotten that night sweats are a major sign of HIV infection? I hope none of the cute boys below develop a fever.
That's sure not the only stupid name for a porn site. Lollipop Twinks has got to be one of the silliest ever, and what is the point, really? It's children who enjoy lollipops, and while all the young men on this site are legal, what fantasy is being flirted with here?
Which bring me to Guys in Sweatpants. Yes, it had its origins as user-submitted site where guys sent in pics of themselves in sweat pants, dicks out. But it isn't that anymore. So why keep a ridiculous name that sounds so unsexy? Might as well call it Guys in Potato Sacks.
A porn site's name is one of its biggest marketing tools; sometimes it just goes to waste.