Tomorrow is the big day for all you lovey-dovey couples and die hard romantics. Yes, it's Venereal Disease Day (also known as Valentine's Day)!
So in honor of the big day, here are some songs that celebrate various forms of love.
True love: A Great Big World with "Hold Each Other"
Something happens when I hold him. He keeps my heart from getting broken.
First love: Matt Fishel with "The First Time"
And it was on that day I touched a guy for the first time.
Unrequited Love: Culture Club with "Do you Really Want to Hurt Me"
Do you really want to hurt me ... do you really want to make me cry.
Dumped (and no longer in love): Divine with "You Think You're A Man."
You think you're a man but you're only a boy.
Love? No, I'm just horny: Gay Pimp with "Soccer Practice."
I'm a dirty frat boy on a dirty soccer team ... Go into the locker room after wrestling.
Nope, still just horny: Sebastian Castro with "Bubble"
There’s a fine, fine line, in the horny mind ... I crossed mine In the locker room.
Hopefully this is the last video in which people touch other people's junk (although we will admit that touching someone else's wang can be a lot of fun).