October 25, 2014

Amy Sedaris checks out Tinder

The brilliantly funny Amy Sedaris is back in a web series called Seriously Distracted in which she plays a middle-aged, pop culture obsessed PR executive. In this episode she mistakenly matches with a work-mate on Tinder and relies on a trio of young assistants to get her out of an awkward situation. 

October 24, 2014

Scary sex clowns get sued

scary clownEarlier this month, two men dressed as clowns and armed with purple sex toys allegedly accosted an Illinois woman and her teenage daughter as they attempted to buy tickets to a haunted house, according to a lawsuit.
In a Circuit Court complaint filed on Tuesday, a Montgomery, Illinois mother claimed that she and her daughter, a high school student, were attempting to buy tickets to a haunted house when they were assaulted by two men dressed as clowns and armed with purple sex toys. 
The suit claims the two were attacked by haunted house worker Robert Keller, 23, and another man. Keller was “holding a vibrating, purple sex toy” and the other evil clown was holding a teddy bear with a vibrator attached to the stuffed animal’s crotch. 
The two scary sex clowns allegedly surrounded the daughter. One "began to violently poke the Minor in various parts of her body, including her buttocks.” The other “inserted the Teddy Bear Vibrator into his own mouth and began simulating oral sex.”
The complaint accuses Keller of yelling “Do you want some more?” and “You know you like it in the butt!” at the girl. When the mother tried to intercede, Keller waved the purple vibrator in her face “in a threatening manner,” while yelling “You like this!,” the complaint charges. 
The woman subsequently called police, who later arrested Keller for battery and disorderly conduct. The civil lawsuit accuses the clowns of sexual battery, assault, and infliction of emotional distress and the haunted house of negligence for allowing the clowns "to attack Janito and the Minor with sex toys.” The suit seeks $300,000 in damages. 

The could turn out to be a very lucrative Halloween for mom and daughter! 
Lawsuit: Clowns with sex toys attacked family [The Smoking Gun]

VOTE: Who's the hottest porn star?

Luke Milan  handily beat out Brad Kalvo and Jimmy Durano  last week and advances to join Luke Adams and Tommy Defendi in the quarter-finals.
Click the pics to see each contender's galleries, then vote for your favorite. 

Quarter-finalist! Luke Milan: Quarter-finalist!
Quarter-finalist! Luke Adams: Quarter-finalist!
Quarter-finalist! Tommy Defendi: Quarter-finalist!

Who is the HOTTEST?

Luke Milan
Luke Adams
Tommy Defendi

Last Week's RUNNERS UP:

Because sometimes you just need a real man in the bedroom! Brad Kalvo: Because sometimes you just need a real man in the bedroom!
He's got the tool to stretch any ass nice and wide! Jimmy Durano: He's got the tool to stretch any ass nice and wide!


Semi-finalist! Connor Maguire: Semi-finalist!
Semi-finalist! Johnny Rapid: Semi-finalist!


2013/14 Porn Star of the Year! Paddy O'Brian: 2013/14 Porn Star of the Year!


October 23, 2014

7 Jimmy Fanz factoids

Jimmy Fanz, who this past spring wrapped his exclusive contract with Falcon / Raging Stallion and is now shooting with Men.com, gave an interview to Gay Porn Blog this week. Some salient points:

Jimmy Fanz

He's bi, but has given it a cute name:
I’m homoflexible. That’s what I’m going with these days. Heteroflexible or homoflexible. It works. It makes sense. I also like that saying. I’m very attracted to women, but I’m very attracted to men as well.

He has a touch of A.D.D.  When asked about his short attention span:
Ha. Like a jellyfish. Or a two-celled organism. No that’s horrible. Haha. I don’t have a short attention span, it’s just that I have so much on my mind that it’s really easy for me to move on to the next big shiny thing.

He likes to exercise and do stretches:
I’m still not able to fist myself. I can’t do that. I exercise my hole and stretch it out before scenes, especially when it’s very large cocks like Tommy Defendi’s or Dominic Santos. So I stretch it an hour before scene.

His favorite flavor: vanilla.
I like anal and that does it for me. I still really like oral and that does it for me. I’m pretty vanilla.

He's an animal lover:
Yeah. I work at a doggie day care in my neighborhood.

Boomer Banks, Sean Van Sant, and Ryan Rose are mall buddies:
Ryan is just such a sweetheart and Boomer is such a sweetheart. We were shopping that day and we all love shopping. It’s something we can do together.

He's got a cornball sense of humor:
My favorite joke is: Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.

Jimmy Fanz talks about foot-sucking, being homoflexible, and the doggie daycare he works at  [The Sword]

October 22, 2014

Teacher fired for vintage erotic films

A 73-year-old instructor at a Montreal private high-school has been fired after it was discovered that she appeared nude in several films in Europe -- over forty years ago.  

Laurent-Auger’s early films date back to to the 1960s and ’70s when she was a struggling young actress who had just graduated from theatre school in Montreal and moved to Paris. The dismissal occured after students discovered some of her films online. 

Brébeuf College defended its dismissal of Laurent-Auger, stating "... the fact that these films were shot 40 years ago doesn’t change their bold and suggestive – even explicit – character.”  The archival power of the Internet had brought the “erotic portion of her career into the present,” and the students’ discovery of their teacher’s films affected the atmosphere in class, the school claimed. 
“This is petty and small-minded,” Laurent-Auger responded. “We’re in the year 2014, not 1950.”
She said the films in which she performed were not porn, but part of an artistic trend of openness in the film world in the 1960s and ’70s. “I would never do pornography,” she said. “We called them light, erotic films, and they have nothing to do with the kinds of things you see today.”
It does seem somewhat heavy handed to us. What do you think? 

Montreal teacher, 73, loses job over film nudity more than 40 years ago [Globe and Mail]

October 21, 2014

Scott Hunter gets arty

It's always a nice change when a hot porn star gets the full non-porn treatment from a professional photographer. In the case of British porn star Scott Hunter, the photos are in a calendar, so can be enjoyed all year round, as can the video below. If the point of the calendar is to get some attention, we say "mission accomplished!" 

October 19, 2014

Vandals deflate tree / butt plug art

Provocative American artist Paul McCarthy's Paris show has had a violent reaction. McCarthy's first major solo exhibition in the city, "Chocolate Factory," features two oversized outdoor pieces that have caused many passersby to double-take - and a few to destroy. 
"Tree" is (or was) an 80-foot-tall inflated evergreen, with a striking resemblance to a butt plug. 
Tree by Paul McCarthy

The other piece, at the entrance to the exhibit, is a chocolate Santa holding another "tree." 

McCarthy is known for works that push boundaries. Last year, his "WS" show ("Snow White" inverted becomes "Water Sports") was notable, according to the New York Times, for “plentiful nudity, of both sexes, along with scenes of urination and men masturbating to orgasm, not to mention highly unorthodox use of processed foods.” 
The sculptures have caused a stir in Paris, and on Friday night vandals "pulled the plug" on the tree. 
We hope this will never happen to your butt plug. McCarthy has indicated that he will not resurrect "Tree."

October 18, 2014

The very best penis shaped weather patterns

Have you noticed over the years that there is an unusually close connection between local news and human genitalia? Jimmy Kimmel has the proof ... 

October 17, 2014

Exclusive: Interview with the Porn Star of the Year Paddy O'Brian

Paddy O'Brian porn star naked cock gay porn

It is not surprising that Paddy O'Brian was voted BananaGuide's Porn Star of the Year. He's super sexy, with an amazing bod... and ass... and cock. And when he speaks he'll make you cream your undies. 

We had the chance to interview Paddy, courtesy of Men.com. He was very open, talking about what got him into porn (money) and what was going through his mind during his first man-on-man scene (the phrase "shitting bricks" is used). Oh, did you know he was arrested when he flew to Ibiza to shoot some scenes? Well, now you do.

So check out what he has to share - and see if you fall in lust like we have.  

October 16, 2014

The fabulous Liberace gets animated about "peacocking"

A 1968 interview with Liberace by Jay Kent Hackleman has been discovered and animated for PBS.

It was created for Blank on Blank, a podcast "dedicated to uncovering, preserving and reimagining the American interview."

David McIntosh's naked photos leaked

David McIntosh shirtless muscle

Say hello to the very hunky David McIntosh. He's a British ex-soldier who has had some success as a television personality, actor, and fitness model. He most recently appeared in the Nicki Minaj music video "Anaconda." 

Based upon these pics, it was perfect casting!

David McIntosh naked ass muscle

David McIntosh naked with his cock out

David McIntosh cock shot selfie

October 15, 2014

Kink.com to become less kinky

Bound In Public
One of the leaders of online BDSM is planning to soften its approach to hardcore material.
Last week, Kink.com announced that it planned on rebranding the company by relying on less extreme content.
"I am not convinced (what could be perceived as) more extreme material necessarily has a larger market," Kink.com founder Peter Acworth explained when asked about the decision. "Moreover, if you present (again, what looks like) extreme acts, there is a danger of being misinterpreted by the newcomer. Intense BDSM scenes are done with a great deal of negotiation, and it is not possible to portray this in the context of a quick movie. Such misinterpretation can work against the brand of a company, and in our case, against our mission statement of ‘demystifying alternative sexuality.’
"BDSM is about to go mainstream, as evidenced by Fifty Shades of Grey. There is an enormous market out there for curious newcomers to BDSM. I would like Kink.com to provide physical entertainment in the form of our event space, our bar, our tours and classes."
Certain sites will be renamed, with BoundGangbangs.com becoming FantasyGangbangs.com (emphasizing the make-believe element). Other sites may even be dropped, including BoundInPublic.com (and its straight counterpart PublicDisgrace.com).
Cam shows will remain the same. "We generally feel that whatever happens behind the closed curtains of a live show should remain between the performer and his/her clients," said Acworth.
How this will change the various gay sites from Kink.com - including Bound Gods, Bound In Public and Men on Edge - only time will tell. Fewer clothespins and more furry handcuffs?

Andrew Christian hunks head out to the club

The party is certainly getting started with these hot hunks in underwear! 

October 14, 2014

Sexy bad guys: Andy Mientus versus Wentworth Miller

Andy Mientus vs Wentworth Miller

This season's The Flash has announced two of its big time villains. Taking on the titular hero will be Andy Mientus as the Pied Piper and Wentworth Miller as Captain Cold.

What makes this even more interesting is that the Pied Piper is one of the few gay characters in DC Comics. And he'll be played by openly bisexual Mientus (who is engaged to Broadway actor Michael Arden.)

And of course Miller, who starred in the TV series Prison Break, is openly gay. As far as we know, however, Captain Cold is all about the vajayjay. Oh well.