June 16, 2005 | Porn Stars

Billy Brandt, man of letters

Billy Brandt, who briefly flirted with being gay porn's golden boy, really ought to have a better videography than he does. Fans who have stuck by Billy over the years might be interested in "Totally Billy," the column he started writing for Jason Sechrest in March.

But while you may find some insight into the bad boy's psyche, you'll have to put up with some pretty poor writing. It turns out Billy doesn't have much to say - and he spends about half the column saying just that. And since the "monthly" column is dated March 15 and hasn't yet had a sequel it could be all you have to go on.

But don't miss the free verse poem Billy has composed (inspired by looking at nude photographs of himself, of course). We took the liberty of inserting some line breaks where they ought to fall:

The face hidden with in myself.
I dreamed that the face you see here
was the face I see in the mirror
and was as if transformed over night
to see what a dragon sees.

Oh how the sky shimmered purple and blue,
I could feel things never felt before.
Soon after, I stopped being excited,
found my self flying high above the clouds.
But suddenly I was falling.
Then I awoke with a hard on.

He's a poet, don't ya know it? Billy is currently in Florida, where he is available for "Meet the Stars introductions" (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

• Totally Billy! [JasonCurious.com]
• Official Billy Brandt Website