June 22, 2005 | Funny Bits

Woman munches porn-burger

A Middletown, Ohio woman says she was unpleasantly surprised while eating her McDonald's burger when she  bite down on a metal keychain that was embedded between the two meat patties -  and even more chagrined to find it had a pornographic scene depicted on it.

Penny Needham said she has been going to the local McDonald's for 25 years and has never had a problem with the food before. In a prepared statement, the restaurant stated that it is "working closely with the authorities to investigate this matter thoroughly."

Earlier this year, a  Las Vegas woman told police she found a fingertip in a bowl of chili at a San Jose, Calif., Wendy's. She has been charged with conspiring to extort money from Wendy's International Inc.

Given our druthers, we'd take the key chain.

• Local woman says key chain with porn scene found in burger [Dayton Daily News]