October 14, 2005 | Funny Bits

Naked burglar drops in

Police responding to an alarm at the Darlington, S.C. Check 'n Go cash advance store last week found a naked man hanging from the ceiling. The man then dropped from the rafters and attempted to escape.

The nude man claimed that somebody had thrown his keys on the roof, but he didn't have an explanation for stripping off all his clothes and sliding into the store through an air vent.

Twenty-two year-old Michael Gilbert is charged with burglarly.

• Police find naked burglar in South Carolina [Yahoo! News]