May 9, 2006 | Funny Bits

Penile artistry

One of the star attractions at Perth's Sexpo last week was penile artist Tim Patch, who unveiled portraits he painted – with his penis – of Australian Prime Minister John Howard and Opposition Leader Kim Beazley.

The former builder was drawing portraits (by hand) at a street market until recently.  "Then I told a friend I could paint with my dick and she was really enthusiastic," he said.

He was encouraged after revealing his talent at a New Year's Eve party (no doubt after a few cocktails) and started sending his penile art pictures to galleries. He soon received an invitation to show his work at Sexpo.

At least he'll save money on brushes!

• Artist uses penis to paint PM [ananova]
• photos at triplej.net