June 9, 2006 | Funny Bits

Flasher not so bright

There are dumb porn actors -- and then there's Kenneth Hoyt.  The straight star of  "Sexcetera" and "Big Gulp" stands accused of flashing women on the New York subway system.

Hoyt was caught when he broke a cardinal rule of flashers (and other criminals):  he wore a jacket with the address for his personal porn site emblazoned upon it.

One of Hoyt's victims noticed the address and went online later that night where she recognized him as the man who flashed her. The site included his phone number and other personal information.

She then alerted police, who traced the site to Hoyt, who it turns out is a convicted sex offender  with previous arrests for prostitution, public lewdness and stalking.

Hoyt, 41,  is charged with public lewdness in connection with at least four incidents of flashing women on the subway. Stupidity, unfortunately, is not in the criminal code.

• Perv busted by info on his jacket [New York Daily News]