July 5, 2006 | Funny Bits

Penis pumpin' judge guilty

Former judge Donald Thompson was convicted last week on four counts of indecent exposure for using a penis pump and exposing himself -- while presiding over trials. A Creek County, Oklahoma jury recommended one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count.

During the proceedings, Thompson's former court reporter testified that during trials in 2003 and 2004 she heard an unfamiliar "sh-sh" sound emanating from beneath her boss's robes and that he exposed himself on other occassions as well.

Thompson maintained that he never used the penis pump and said it was a gag gift, but the jury didn't buy his story. The Dishonorable Judge Penis Pump will be sentenced on August 14. 

• Ex-judge convicted of indecent exposure [chron.com]