July 30, 2006 | Funny Bits

Boob bus bonks bicyclist

Things can get pretty crazy on the Girls Gone Wild bus. So crazy, in fact, that while making the rounds in Iowa City last week, the driver collided with a bicyclist, entrapping him under the boobmobile for twenty minutes.

The local fire department used box cribs and air bags to lift the bus about four inches to free the 61 year-old  man  from under the front wheel of the vehicle. He was taken to hospital where, at last report, he remained in critical condition.



Perhaps the GGWers were in an overly buoyant mood, having learned that child porn charges levied against their founder Joe Francis were weakened when evidence seized in a raid on his condo was ruled inadmissable by a Florida court. The charges stemmed from an initial complaint by two 17 year-olds who claimed they were videotaped in sexual situations.

The driver of the bus has not been charged, but we think the cyclist deserves at least a gift basket of the entire "Girls Gone Wild" DVD collection.

• Girls Gone Wild bus strikes cyclist [Iowa City Press Citizen]
• Evidence tossed in Girls Gone Wild case [Orlando Sentinel]