June 14, 2007 | Studio Flixxx

Dropping the gay-bomb

After releasing the porn-parody "Gaytanamo", Dark Alley Media has announced its next, big, "political" video. "Gay Bomb" will take us into the future to the year 2012, where George the Second leads the US against the nations of Europe. America drops an experimental gay bomb, hoping to turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals, but finds the effects of the bomb's chemicals altering American soldier behavior, instead.

The idea for the movie came from actual headlines, which revealed that the Pentagon considered the "gay bomb" for non-lethal chemical warfare in Iraq. The Air Force asked for a $7.5 million grant to develop the idea, though nothing every came of it.

Dark Alley's Matthias von Fistenberg said, "We’re really not making this up. In fact, if the Pentagon officials wants (sic) to see the outcome of this project, they should tune into Dark Alley TV on December 1."

We think the movie should become mandatory viewing at Boot Camp.