June 19, 2007 | Funny Bits

Chocolate rosebuds, reloaded

Feeling bummed and looking for a little pick-me-up? Well, close your eyes, stick out your tongue, and let the Incredible Edible Anus melt in your mouth. Available in Milk, Dark, White, Dark Orange and real Ground Coffee flavors, these bite sized assholes can help a hangover, lower your cholesterol, and may even put you "in the mood."

Although the model who puckered-up for the mold has not yet come forward, we like to think that Brad Pitt offered his talents to create these truly unique confections. 

The Incredible Edible Anus makes a great gift for friends, family, or the office ass-kisser.