July 6, 2007 | Funny Bits

A real pain in the ass

First there was the BushButtPlug. Then, Smell Gibson from the Bravefart Collection. And now, in time for her triumphant release from prison, Paris has been immortalized with her own butt plug: the Parass Hilton, Jailbird edition.

Celebritybuttplugs, responsible for the dilettante dildo, claims "global recognition and unparalleled quality. Next to Hollywood and the White House, Celebritybuttplugs is the world's leading manufacturer and distributor of Celebrity Anal Effigies."

Finally, the heiress to billions and actress to few may have some talent after all... and she'll look so good on your mantle.