August 8, 2007 | Funny Bits

Naked fireman boosts calendar sales

Poor Michael Biserta. The 22-year-old New York firefighter has discovered that the Internet never, ever forgets. After his recent appearance in a 2008 Fire Department of New York fundraising calendar, a hot video, in which he exposes much more than his cute smile, popped up on gay blogs.

When the calendar came out, some eagle-eyed fans noticed he had originally shown off his hot body back in a 2004 "Guys Gone Wild" video. The video was advertised as "Undressed, Uncut, Uninhibited, and Totally Unbelievable." Biserta hit the mark in all four departments, showing off his 9.5 inch cock to a room full of giggling gals.

However, when news of his soft-core porn past came out, the FDNY decided to end all future calendars. "We will no longer be participating in this," said spokesman Francis Gribbon, because of the potential for future embarrassment to the department. 

Obviously the publicity has helped the sale of the calendar, which raises money for the FDNY...

"We had a big jump in sales since it hit the news," said a manager at The Firestore in Greenwich Village. "It's always a big seller, but yesterday we got 40 orders right away and have another 40 to 50 more on back order."

Luckily for Biserta, he filmed his scene before becoming a NY fireman in 2006. He will not face any disciplinary action.

"I don't think I should comment right now," is all Biserta will say at the moment.

Biserta should seriously consider moving to a new Fire Department... one that will allow the free expression of their more gifted firemen.

What are you smiling about?

OH, THAT!!!

 Playing with his hose. (We couldn't resist)

• New York Fire Dept. shuts down steamy calendar [KUTV]
• Internet's gone wild over FDNY coverboy [NY Daily News]
• FDNY puts breaks on steamy calendar [Newsday]