September 6, 2007 | Sex & Society

Treated like a porn star (and not in a good way)

You've got a great cock. You think it's your best feature. And you know that if guys had a chance to see it, they'd be breaking down your door for a late night rendez-vous. So you log on to one of your favorite networking sites, say gay.com or dudesnude, and you post your pic.

Easy! But for how long? According to the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force (NGLTA), the US Government is considering expanding Section 2257, which supposedly addresses issues of child pornography, to target adult social networking and personals sites. The site hosting your pictures would be required to keep a copy of your photo ID on file should you post anything "sexually explicit." Sites could also face FBI investigations without warrants, and owners may end up in prison for 5 years for failing to comply with the new regulations.

The Task Force believes this is a "blatant attempt to end the ability of consenting adults to use adult social-networking sites to meet other people for sex. Obviously, if these regulations go into effect, they will kill this industry."

For more information on what you can do to prevent this ridiculous regulation from going into effect, check out the NGLTF website.

Of course, a federal database would make it easier for non-gay Republican leaders to find gay men with whom to have non-gay sex with before returning to their non-gay lives with their wife and 2.5 children. Could save a trip to a public toilet...