September 1, 2007 | Funny Bits

Sir, can you spare a dick?

The Icelandic Phallological Museum -- a penis museum in Iceland -- needs your help! The curator Sigurdur Hjartarson says that even with 195 animal members, including organs from hamsters, horses and whales, they are still looking for something that may hit a little closer to home: a man's cock. Offers have come in from around the world, but sadly they have all been jokes. We hope they mean the offers were jokes and not the actual penises.

Can the donor choose to be displayed next to the hamster, and not the whale?