September 7, 2007 | Funny Bits

Airport ban to support Craig

It seems everyone has an opinion on the arrest of Senator Larry Craig.

Members of the American Land Rights Association are now calling for a boycott of the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport where Craig was arrested. They feel the Senator was ambushed and that he deserves a public apology for the actions of overzealous police officers.

Craig has been a long time supporter of their efforts to "protect private property landowners from unwanted acquisition by the National Park Service," and that his resignation means the loss of a powerful ally in Washington.

"By ambushing Senator Larry Craig, the Minneapolis St Paul Airport Police have effectively declared war on the West. They are primarily responsible for greatly weakening private property rights and Federal land use advocates in the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee and in Congress. We are urging you to make all your flight arrangements avoiding the Minneapolis-St Paul Airport for at least the next year."

Public restrooms: the new battleground for American freedom!