September 17, 2007 | Funny Bits

eBay's cock block

Size queens rejoice! Jo Mann has something you've been dreaming of for years... a 5-foot-2 penis.

The elephantine erection was created out of plaster of Paris for the 2006 International AIDS Conference in Toronto. It even comes with its very own packaged condom made from a discarded extra-large pizza box.

When Mann decided it was time for the penis to find a new hole... er... home, she placed it for auction on eBay. 12 hours later, eBay pulled the ad for "violating one or more of [eBay's] policies." Cock related content, Mann supposed, was to blame.

Her friend, Paul West, was able to get the ad reposted in eBay's adult section, then back on the general site. "The picture of [the sculpture] had to be hidden in order to make it happen," he said.

Imagine the amount of lube you're going to need... just to get it through the front door!