October 12, 2007 | Funny Bits

Don't get mad... strip!

The other day we shared with you the story of angry neo-Nazi hooligans destroying over $200,000 in sexually provocative art work that they found offensive. It's unlikely that we'll convince them to consider more peaceful forms of protest, but if we can get just a few guys to choose an alternative to violence, like stripping, we'll have made the world a better place.

That's right! Next time you take issue with something -- anything! -- we suggest you dust off that leopard-print g-string, and shake your booty until you've made your point...  

Nothing like this ever happens when we go grocery shopping.