November 2, 2007 | Funny Bits

Rise and shine!

They haven't been proven to lower our cholesterol. And we doubt they're made from whole oats. But we're sure we'd all go to work a lot happier with these two new cereals. Made for the horny man (gay and straight), they promise to give a better buzz than any cup of chai double foam soy cappuccino-inspired latte.

Always better with homo milk, of course, Porn Flakes and Queerios promise to bring sexy back to your morning meal.

Enjoy the high quality, non-amateurish YouTube videos here...  

We have some hot, er, hungry straight buddies who'd like these...

Oh, if only it were real...