November 5, 2007 | Funny Bits

Your secret identity

The next time you're out doing something embarrassing, why not reach for a handy dandy pair of Incognito-glasses. They're great for politicians  avoiding scandal and pop stars hiding out from the paparazzi. Heck, it's the next best thing to being invisible! 

Created for Beat Uhse, "the discreet sex shop," the glasses block out a good portion of the face, allowing customers to shop freely and then discretely slip back onto the public street without their identity being exposed. Much cooler than a bellaclava!

The Republican party has ordered one for each of their Senators.