December 16, 2007 | Funny Bits

Buff, bare and hungry

Things got a little weird in Phoenix, Arizona last week when two men showed up at a convenience store on a late night hunt for pop, candy and a donut. They were wearing nothing more than the smiles on their faces, and carrying their money in their hands.

When questioned by store clerk Theresa Dockstadercerter, the guys claimed they had "lost their clothes." And instead of calling the cops on the mischievous pair, Dockstadercerter decided to let them shop. Her only caveat was that any donut they touched, they bought.

After reviewing the security camera footage we've come to the conclusion that  the clerk let them stay for selfish reasons: both these guys are total studs and, based upon the size of the electronic blur placed over their respective private parts, are sporting at least 18 inches of American style sausage. Anyone have the uncensored tapes?

No, they were not there long enough to require a clean-up in aisle 9. Check out the news clip after the jump...