December 26, 2007 | Funny Bits

Hotdogs for homophobes

We've always felt badly for our straight male friends. Society has forced them to eat phallic shaped foods, from hot dogs to bananas to popsicles. Imagine how hard it is to slip these things into your mouth knowing that every other straight guy is watching to see just how much you are enjoying yourself.

Well worry no more for our hetero brethren. We have found a most delightful solution, and the perfect gift for over the holidays: Hotdogs for Homophobes. Check them out after the jump... 

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