December 21, 2007 | Sex & Society

Hollywood director promises more penises

If anything is missing in blockbuster movies these days it's cock. We see boobs. We seem bums. But full frontal male genitalia is sadly lacking, or so thinks Judd Apatow, director of "Knocked Up" and "The 40 Year Old Virgin."

"America fears the penis and that's something I'm going to help them get over," he promises. "I'm gonna get a penis in every movie I do from now on."

A worthy endeavor if ever there was one!

"It really makes me laugh in this day and age with how psychotic our world is, that anyone is troubled by seeing any part of the human body; that is amusing to me."

We couldn't agree more. Let's each one of us expose a penis today!