December 21, 2007 | Funny Bits

Caption Contest: XXXMas winner

Even with all the distractions of the impending holidays you were able to come up with some pretty good one-liners. Our hats are off to you all!

Now, if we could give out a prize to everyone who entered you know we would. Sadly, due to regulation 2578943, subsection A-17, of the, uhm, Porn Site Regulatory Mandating Proclamation Act -- it exists! -- we can't. So once again we could choose but a single winner. 

This one got some of us to actually laugh out loud. And there are a couple good runners up too. Check out the winner here.  

Aw... Santa brought me the "turtleneck" I wanted.
(by thatcuteguy)

Runner-ups:

We wish you a hairy Christmas and happy nude rear. (by AlohaMars)

If only Laura knew what George and Dick did on their weekends off... (by sn1021)

Bythatcuteguy wins a free month at Corbin Fisher's Amateur College Men.