January 27, 2008 | Sex & Society

"Meth makes me horny!"

Drugs make people do some pretty strange things, but Daniel Edward Ray took crazy in a very interesting direction. Dubbed the "sex toy bandit," 36-year-old Ray was arrested by Missouri police on Wednesday after getting high and robbing a series of sex shops.

And it should come as no surprise that being hopped up on methamphetamine didn't make him a particularly clever thief. He not only left fingerprints and blood at the various stores, he then called an ex-girlfriend and confessed to robbing Victoria’s Palace, Cosmic Fish, and Adam & Eve.

He should stick to marijuana; he'll be too busy at the snack machine to rob any more sex shops.