February 3, 2008 | Sex & Society

The scent of a real man

Promising notes of "crumpled leaf", suede, metal, pepperwood, iris, vetiver, tonka bean and musks, perfume maker Etat Libre d'Orange has released a new scent that promises "not (to) disturb the odor of men." In other words, no matter how much you put on you'll still maintain what we in polite circles call stinky B.O.

The packaging will feature the erotic work by the late Touko Laaksonen, aka Tom of Finland.  Tom's work is easily recognizable for it's buff men with supersized pricks. In 40 years of creating art, Tom produced almost 3,500 illustrations.

Please note: prospective customers will be asked to confirm that they are over 21 years old. Apparently only adults are allowed to wear this cologne.