March 4, 2008 | Funny Bits

A man and his hoover

A Polish worker claims he was just cleaning his underwear after being caught naked in a hospital staff cafeteria by a security guard. The worker was busy defiling an innocent Henry Hoover vacuum, a cleaning device best known for its smiley face and the promise it is "ready to go time and time again."
 
The security guard asked the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave the site.

The worker later claimed he was just vacuuming his underpants, "a common practice in Poland." Apparently men in Poland hide their briefs in their dicks. (Who are we to judge?)

HG Construction fired the man when they were informed of his late night rendez-vous. "That behavior is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh."

Henry Hoover is currently seeking therapy and refuses to comment on the incident.