March 12, 2008 | Funny Bits

Hats off for dick

Are you a hat person? Do you like chocolate? If you answered yes to both of these questions,  we've got just the thing for you.

Chocolate Party Hats will help you dress your dick like a viking or Indiana Jones (though you'll have to add your own licorice whip). Think about the minutes of fun you could have between the sheets acting out your crazy viking-penis fantasies. And when the chocolate starts to melt simply clean up the mess with your tongue!

And no, that isn't caramel filling you're tasting ...