March 8, 2008 | Funny Bits

Balls and bollocks!

Next time you want to show off your manhood, try adding "truck nuts" to your car or SUV.

This strange accessory comes in almost any color - from pink to black to chrome - and is not only popular with men.

“You'd be surprised at how many women buy them.” Said Kati Trimmell, proudly grabbing her prosthetic sac. “The pink ones are my favorite because I love pink.”

But not everyone is so enamored with this odd gag gift. Oklahoma State Representative Joe Dorman finds them distasteful. “You shouldn't have to explain to your kids at a very young age what is on the vehicle. It's ridiculous to have something like that. Kids deserve the birds and bees speech at the right time not because of something someone else is doing down the road,” he said.

In Virginia, Chesapeake Delegate Lionell Spruill tried passing a bill to castrate any vehicle with exposed nuts. The bill was designed to ban anything on a car that resembled human genitalia, but Spruill was left hanging with little support and his bill failed to pass.

Of course it's easy for us to defend vehicular ball-sacs, but we have to admit we wouldn't be quite as enthused should we see an oversized, prosthetic vajayjay mounted on the back of a Subaru!