March 10, 2008 | Funny Bits

"Naked bar" exposes ugly side of British troops

Eight British Commandos thought it would be a good idea to strip naked and pee on each other and locals at a Norwegian bar in Harstad last Wednesday.

The incident occured on Wednesday night, when the drunken men started  playing a game called 'naked bar,' popular with the British armed forces. The golden shower was just an impromptu addition.

Cecilie Kleppe, a witness, said: "Some of them even started waving their private parts at the other guests. Two of the Englishmen urinated on a fellow soldier who was lying on the floor. It was disgusting."

"This is taken extremely seriously," a British Ministry of Defence official said. British troops in the area were banned by the Ministry from entering the town after the incident.

The spokesman said the eight men were all privates. Is that a nice way of saying they're all a bunch of dicks? (Still, we'd love to be invited to the next party!)