April 24, 2008 | Funny Bits

Up, up and away

Cialis, the anti-impotence drug, may become mandatory for Israeli fighter pilots. "Bamahaneh," a weekly magazine of the Israeli military, reported that tadalafil, the active ingredient in Cialis, allows pilots to breathe more easily in the thin air of higher altitudes.

This fascinating discovery was made on Mount Kilimanjaro in Tanzania. Scientists claim they were there conducting tests. We suspect this was just a lucky coincidence found during a crazy snow bound orgy. You know, like "The Other Side of Aspen - Africa Edition."

"The study’s findings justify the continuation of tests with drugs of this type in low oxygen environments," the military mag quoted an anonymous air force officer.

Considering Cialis can last for days, there are going to be an awful lot of military men boned up in the barracks after a hard day's flight training. But  that's another porn flick.