May 8, 2008 | Funny Bits

For those days you don't feel fresh

Yesterday we told you about Big Dik Factory's decision to produce a gay fart fetish video. They may want to invest in a couple bottles of French Connection's latest product, an anal deodorant.

Butt Pirate is both antibiotic and antimicrobial, is totally vegan-friendly, and made of natural ingredients. Fragrances included strawberry, vanilla and chocolate. 

"Butt Pirate is the only product on the market that deodorizes, safely evacuates, and protects the bottom about to have vanilla or more extreme play," claims Chris Hull, owner of The French Connection. "This product is great to use after a shower douche. It will moisturize your customers' insides and deodorize them, as well, and keeps them returning to buy more."

Hull invented the product due to personal experience.  "I came up with Butt Pirate because I was tired of my dick smelling like shit. Everybody likes to fuck a clean ass. But sometimes, no matter how clean you are, you still don't feel clean or even smell clean. So I came up with this product to make sure that all my boys smell fresh and feel fresh." 

Butt Pirate will be shipped beginning in June. It's the perfect gift for anyone whose shit stinks!