May 13, 2008 | Funny Bits

One man's naked protest

A former soldier from the Army National Guard is waving the American flag and his cock in Playgirl's May issue. Stewart Zamudio claims he chose to bare all in order to bring attention to the US Government's continued attack on personal liberty and freedom (disguised as a war on terrorism) since 9/11.

Stewart obviously has had a big change of heart, since doing this commercial in which he espouses the virtues of the National Guard.

"As free as freedom could be" he says on his website, "so is the human body, the human body in all forms should not be seen as a disgrace but as a beautiful work of art made by the hand of god.  And if you think this was a publicity stunt, it was, but not for me, not for money, but for the American flag, I am just the pedestal. ... My brothers and sisters in arms criticized me for using my freedom of speech in uniform and I respect that, so I took off the uniform and wore freedom, these stars and stripes are my massive megaphone."

To see Stewart's massive megaphone you'll have to get your hot little hands on a copy of Playgirl. Too bad more dissenters don't make their point this way.