October 7, 2008 | Funny Bits

Jobless investment banker rescinds auction on gay cherry

After losing his lucrative job as an investment banker, a young (we suppose) entrepreneur going by the moniker Johnny No Name took to the web to sell his gay virginity to the highest bidder.

No, he wasn't willing to go all the way - his delicate rosebud was to remain intact and untouched - but a hand job and/or a blowjob could be arranged.

Of course, bidders were expected to make offers without actually seeing the goods they were bidding on. He's hot though, and looks like Adam Brody ... that's his claim, anyway.

Well, seems he's had a change of heart.

"A very amazing person has taken pity on me," he posted on his webpage, "and offered me a real job in my chosen line of work.

"I ask that you respect my privacy. I choose to remain anonymous, my new employer (and this is the condition of my employment) chooses to remain anonymous."

Everyone knows the best place to find supposedly straight cherry is on Craigslist. And you can get that for free!