October 23, 2008 | Funny Bits

Priests like their porn, too

A Church of Sweden minister resigned after it was discovered he was spending more time jacking-off than praying. And it wasn't until his interest in porn resulted in a computer virus that knocked out the local church network that his interest in adult erotica was discovered.

Church authorities are still deliberating as to whether or not the minister should be defrocked.

"Priests are people too," Archbishop Anders Wejryd admitted. "But I have no understanding at all for someone sitting and surfing for porn on the parish computers," he added.

In another case a Swedish pastor got into trouble for his unique method of  moistening post-it notes: he used his penis. After a review he was allowed to keep his job. He was prohibited from ever using post-its, though.