November 12, 2011 | Funny Bits

Coffee, tea or porn?

Ireland-based discount airliner RyanAir is considering offering its customers the "opportunity" to watch pay-per-view porn on their mobile device or iPad. The idea has, no surprise, sparked some negative reaction.

Usually a man watching porn will spring a boner -- a snake on plane, if you will. And then he will want to start playing with his snake ... until it throws up. Aside from not wanting to catch any glimpse (or sound) of "Lesbian Nymphos 3," who wants to be seated beside the snake-charmer? (Remember this is real life, not a porno!)

RyanAir is the outfit that dreamt up the in-flight pay toilet, the one that charges customers to check in online or in person, and it was the first to start charging for carry-on baggage.

"Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn’t we?" asked CEO Michael O’Leary.

Um, maybe because hotel rooms have big beds and doors that lock. Maybe because when you pay for your room, you don't have to share it with a random stranger who you are not attracted to?

Snakes on a plane: the movie was hilarious, but this is nuts.