January 11, 2013 | Funny Bits

Fun times with MISTER's Evil Twink

The Evil Twink is spilling his latest app-induced sexcapades, which involve being hungry like the wolf for Twilight's Taylor Lautner and dressing up in eight miles of drag to give Eminem something he likes to call "the brown tarantula." (Yikes!)

Fortunately, MISTER is on hand to tell him about a better way to showcase his flair for the dramatic in his online profile.