July 22, 2007 | Hotties

Just follow the bouncing bulge

Okay, we'll admit it. Sometimes we find sports a little boring. Sure, we like to score like every athletically inclined male homo, but watching other people play can be a huge let down.

Until now, that is. We've discovered a sport we can't seem to get enough of. It's track and field, where "spandex" and "skin tight" are the words of the day. C'mon, it's more interesting than football! And much easier to understand. 

Here's the proof...

Just a hunch, but we think he dresses to the left.

Doctors call this condition a Mangina.

Adjusting the third leg.

Cut vs Uncut

Someone wants out!

We were also able to find a couple YouTube clips that you may find enjoyable. Perfect examples of "bulges in action." 

In order to be fair, here is a photo of a football player. Enjoy!

• More bulges [flickr.com]