August 31, 2007 | Hotties

You say Speedo. We say hot!

They've been called "budgie smugglers" and "banana hammocks." They look like underwear, offer little to the imagination, and you either love them or you hate them.

Oh, the lowly speedo. Made from a nylon and lycra/spandex composite, they fit the most bubbled of bums. And with professional swimmers opting for larger skin tight suits, speedos are still making a very welcome appearance on Olympic divers!

Not everyone should own one, we agree. But if you can pull it off -- we'll pull it off alright -- please do us all a favor: wear it whenever you can!  

Reason #5021 to visit Australia.

 
Hot! But where's the stem?

Peekaboo, we see you!

Let's just sit back and enjoy this one.

 
 We noticed it, too. What an ugly ring.

 All we want for Christmas...