November 5, 2007 | Celeb Watch

Hasselhoff replaced by newer model

Watch out bad guys, there's a new "Knight Rider" in town and, mmm-mmmmm, he's a hot one! With Hollywood's endless obsession with recycling old television shows in hopes of finding that next big hit, NBC has decided to revamp this 80s classic. 

The show will be similar to the first, with two major differences. First,  KITT, the famous talking car, will be updated: rumor has it that he  will be able to morph into a Transformer-type robot. Second, David Hasselhoff will be replaced by soap star Justin Bruening of "All My Children" fame.

Justin grew up far away from the glitz and the glamor of Tinseltown, in a small Nebraskan community of 85 people. After graduating, he moved to San Diego where he worked at a downtown McDonald's. And despite wearing that tacky, grease stained polyester fastfood uniform, he was discovered by a modeling agent. How come we never see guys like this when we have a Big Mac attack?

Check out some pics of this super cutie...

 
That's not quite what we meant by wet dream material.

That belt has to go! And those pants... and the underwear...

Someone needs a personal groomer.