January 29, 2008 | Hotties

Brady Quinn

If there was a man who could turn straight men gay (and gay men even gayer) it would be football beauty Brady Quinn. Only 23 years old, the quarterback for the Cleveland Browns is impressing sports fans with his athleticism, while turning heads with his hunkitudeness (what? It's a word!).

He played college football at Notre Dame, where he set many school records, and he won the 2006 Maxwell Award as the best college football player in America. That means he's pretty good.

But what we really like is that he's "hold you in his arms" tall at 6'4" and weighs an impressive 231 pounds. Don't worry, it's all muscle; he can press 350 pounds, and squat 475 pounds. And yes, whenever we see him it's like looking in a mirror...

Here, let us get that sweat for you... with our tongues.
(Oh come on, you were thinking the same thing!)

 
You cannot get a full stretch with those shorts on, silly.

Sadly, this is the closest thing to naked we could find.